Being an amputee I feel that humor is such an important part of life! None of these things are to “make fun” of or insult other amputee/handicap people but rather are things that at one point or another I have come across in my own experience and thoughts. Enjoy a smile today!
You know you are an amputee when…
…You don’t understand “the dryer ate my socks” phrase because you never have to match your socks!
…Every pair of socks you own gets double use by simply switching the socks onto the other foot!
…When snorkeling you realize you have 50% less chance of being bitten by a shark
…You are always celebrated when entering an IHOP
…The song “Lean on Me” is very personal
…Literally, you have one foot in the future or one foot in the grave depending on the day
…Shoe salesmen hate you
…Your friends know the parody Johnny Cash song “I Hop the Line”
…No one else you know can literally break a leg and keep on going!
…You have two feet in two different states every time you leave your leg at the doctor’s
Crutchprints in the Sand 
Love this picture of you and the goat–you are too funny!
What are you doing?
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Knowing you, I simply appreciate your daily walk, and your contagious attitude. Thank you!
If you haven’t already asked Barry Hostetter why his goat only has one leg, you need to ask him. Ashly…you are such an inspiration!
Elsie…I forgot to ask Barry today but this will be on my list to ask him!